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The Fl‰neurÕs Lexicon
Created by Ezra Soiferman, March 17, 2006,
Montreal
This lexicon is inspired by Concordia graduate student Mia Hunt's group discussion Walking Through Time: Fl‰neur, Voyeur or Participant?
The intimate, salon-style event was part of the University of the Streets conversation series, moderated by Melissa Garcia-Lamarca and Carina Rose and presented by Eric Abitbol. March 16, 2006, 7-9pm at CafŽ Utopik in downtown Montreal.

Background:
Fl‰neur: (French word) One who unhurriedly roams, rambles, drifts and/or adventures through the city. Traditionally a man of leisure who strolled the crowded 19th century Parisian arcades with no intention of shopping. Now represents anyone who's out to enjoy the city with a little extra time on his/her hands.
Originally coined by French author Charles Baudelaire in the mid-1800s and subsequently written about by Walter Benjamin, David White, Edgar Allan Poe and many others.
Etymology: Old Norse: Flana (to wander), Greek: Planasthai (to wander, spread out). Derives from the root pel, ple or pla (field, flat) Derivatives include field, planet, plasma, plastic, and polka.

Etymology: https://www.etymonline.com/word/flaneur
The Fl‰neur.co.uk: http://www.theflaneur.co.uk/
Baudelaire
wrote: ÒThe crowd
is his element, as the air is that of birds and water of fishes. His passion
and profession are to become one flesh with the crowd. For the perfect fl‰neur,
for the passionate spectator, it is an immense joy to set up house in the
middle of the multitude, amid the ebb and flow of movement, in the midst of the
fugitive and the infinite.Ó
Note: Signs around QuŽbec read: ÒPas de Fl‰nage/No LoiteringÓ, but loitering and fl‰nage are actually not at all the same thing. To loiter is to remain in one spot, whereas the act of fl‰nage implies motion, sauntering or ambling. Go figure.

And nowÉ
The
Fl‰neurÕs Lexicon:
All words created by Ezra Soiferman
Aerofl‰nage - v. Drying wet laundry on your body as you saunter through
town.
Anti-Infl‰natory - n. Take this for sore walking feet.
Anti-Fl‰nti - n. Cops who stoop to stop loiterers, jaywalkers or
fl‰neurs with $100+ fines.
Archifl‰nitecture - n. A way of building cities with fl‰nage in mind.
Disfl‰ngia - n. When your get up nÕ go has got up nÕ gone.
Eau de Fl‰neuse - n. Thrice-refilled Evian bottle in the fl‰neurÕs
rucksack.
Eco-Fl‰nage - v. The act of treading lightly on the urban field.

Faux-Fl‰neur - n. A hopeless, aimless wanderer. As opposed to a hopeful,
aimless wanderer. Derogatory.
Festival Fl‰Neige - Non-existent outdoor winter festival featuring free live
music, free food and lots of people mincing about happily and aimlessly. Dress
warm.
Fl‰an - n. An Ikea product?
Fl‰nboise - n. The urban jungleÕs sweetest fruit.
Fl‰
Flan - n. Latin custard cake. No relation to fl‰nage. Makes a tasty
pit-stop, though.
Fl‰n-Doo - n. What a snowmobile company could eventually come out with to wreck
the whole fun.
Fl‰n dÕattaque - n. Your all-important strategy to move effortlessly through crowds, line-ups, construction areas.

Fl‰nada - n. A great place to fl‰n. Cold half the year. Wear long
underwear. Motto: ÒWe fl‰ned on guard for theeÉÓ
Fl‰nage-ˆ-trois - n. Trio con brio.
Fl‰namour - n. The roving object of your desires.
Fl‰ncy - n. Wearing haute-couture hautedoors.
Fl‰ndestine - adj. Undercover fl‰nage.
Fl‰ndu - n. Bits of carefree quests dipped in melted chocolate.
Fl‰ne-ˆ-Deux - n. You, a friend, and all the time in the world.

Fl‰nnel - n. After a long day on the streets, put this type of
pyjama on.
Fl‰nesaurus - n. Five storeys tall, eats cars, a blight on the urban
landscape. No, not
a car-parkÉ a type of free-spirited dinosaur. Sadly, now extinct.
Fl‰nesium - n. On the periodic table of elements. What you get when
you mix a little asphalte and a lot of thyme.
Fl‰nestros - n. Greek God of wanderings and walkabouts
Fl‰netarian - n. No meat, no fish, no veggies, just eating up pavement.
Fl‰netarium - n. Any great indoor place of fl‰nage. Some malls actually
make great fl‰netaria. (Word by Gerardo Sierra, Fl‰neur, Montreal)
Fl‰nete Earth - n. Where we all live and roam. Takes its time spinning.
Fl‰neureine - n. The Queen of fl‰nage. Majestic, dressed to the nines,
always happy to wave politely from her meandering route.
Fl‰neuresque - adj. Like a fl‰neur or a fl‰neuse but not quite there
yet. He or she should jump a cab, go straight home, chill out, try again tomorrow.

Fl‰neurization - v. The transformation from being an everyday pedestrian
to a true fl‰neur or fl‰neuse.
Fl‰neurotica - n. Strolling skimpily through town. (Word submitted by C.G., Montreal)
Fl‰nherb - n. Some smoke this along the journey. Illegal.
Fl‰nimal - n. Squirrels, stray cats, lost dogs, raccoons and other
creatures out and about with no shopping to do and/or the day off work.
Fl‰ning Ahead - If you fail to fl‰n, plan to fail.
Fl‰nista - n. Fl‰neur or fl‰neuse who doesnÕt shut up on the
streets. Loud honking or jackhammers are preferred. Derogatory.
Fl‰nmail - n. What you start to get if youÕre spotted a lot on the
streets.
Flannery OÕConnor - Author, no relation.
Fl‰nolium - n. Mall floors are frequently made of this. Slippery when wet.

Fl‰nometer - n. Like a pedometer but rather than counting steps, it
counts your blessings, or your karma, or something esoteric like that.
Fl‰nostros - n. Our people. Our culture.
Fl‰nouillette - Just a pretty word. Absolutely no meaning.
Fl‰noyance - n. Things like crowds, blocked streets, Amnesty
International solicitors, etc.
Fl‰ntasia - Mickey Mouse stars as a rodent on the road to redemption.
Fl‰ntastic - adj. A really good jaunt.
Fl‰nterNet - n. The place to surf without a particular goal.
Fleur de Fl‰neur - n. Toothpick. Often seen dangling coolly from the mouth
of a true fl‰neur or fl‰neuse.
Micro-Fl‰nage - v. YouÕve got 7 minutes to get from Point A to Point B.
Yes, youÕre running like mad, but thereÕs always 15 seconds to stop and smell
the roses.
Multi-Fl‰nage - v. To drift through the city in ever-growing packs. Pied-piper style.

Pain du Fl‰ne - n. A snack along the gentle journey. Ideally, a hot
sesame seed bagel.
Photofl‰nage -
v. Walk, breathe, look, smile, shoot. Repeat if necessary. Documentary
photography made easy.
RŽgie du Fl‰nage du QuŽbec - n. If permits were required to be
a fl‰neur, this office would be collecting all the cash.
Shpatseer - n./v. Yiddish word for fl‰nage.
Traffic - Simply not an issue.
Turbo-Fl‰nage - v. See Micro-Fl‰nage.
YogaFl‰nage - v. WalkÉ breatheÉ stretchÉ
Zero-Fl‰n-Time - n. What you have when you are working too hard and rushing too much. Get out and live a little!

Ezra
Soiferman is a Montreal-based filmmaker, photographer and friend. He recently discovered heÕs also a bit of a fl‰neur.
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